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2022.11.19 04:24 Tre_Fo_Eye_Sore GotRobbedBecauseBoobs

Ever been robbed because you’re a horny dumbass? Here’s your chance to testify!

2015.03.23 02:41 Jmarley99 UpvotedBecauseBoobs

Content of girl's breasts stealing the show. The original post however did not claim that boobs were the reason for the post, but we all know why everyone liked it so much.

2011.01.18 18:04 solidwhetstone COMIC SANS GALORE


2023.06.01 02:58 llizz17 What would it take for meech to leave JB

I saw the post now of meech’s old high school pics before she met JB. Knowing she had a “scandalous” life before she met this psycho where she got to actually you know, be herself. There has to be something in her that regrets this entire life she’s chosen. Im not trying to play devils advocate or anything but I wonder if or what is the thing that would cause her to get up and leave boob job. I would’ve hoped it would have been when her own daughters started being abused and her son being the abuser but then again meech is very much at fault too.
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2023.06.01 02:51 might--could Not sure that bras fit? (30C/D

After trying the calculator a month or so ago and posting here I've gotten some bras, but I'm thinking they might not fit. Current measurements: Loose underbust: 30in Snug underbust: 29in Tight underbust: 28in Standing bust: 32.25in Leaning bust: 34.5 in Lying bust: 33in These measurements are different from when I measured a month ago (29/28.5/28/30.5/33.5/31). Did I measure wrong or is it possible to have gained that much? I don't think I've gained/lost weight and I'm probably at the same point in my cycle. Is this something to be concerned about? The first bras I got were b.tempt'd by Wacoal Future Foundation Wireless T-shirt bras in 30C. In the dressing room they felt so drastically better than the 34As I had been wearing that I bought two and thought 30C was my size, but after wearing them a while I've noticed fit issues. They ride up in front and I'm constantly having to pull them back down. Scooping and swooping doesn't really stay but if I hold it there I have slight quadboob in the center, more so for the left breast than the right. The gore doesn't tack, though I'm not sure if it's supposed to in this style. Feels a bit like my boobs are being squashed flat. If these issues weren't there these bras would be very comfortable, the fabric is very soft and comfortable, the straps are very adjustable and don't dig into or fall off my sloped shoulders, and I think the cup shape fits (my right side, at least). The other bra I got was TLBC's Sascha in 32C. After noticing the issues with the 30Cs I had, I decided to get the equivalent of a 30D for this bra (they want you to go one sister size up because they run small). The cups do seem to fit better and the gore actually tacks which is a first. Scooping and swooping causes slight quadboob in the center and gaping at the side on the left breast, but the right one seems to fit okay. But the band & wires are extremely uncomfortable, it feels very tight in front and the wire on the left cup digs into my ribs painfully. I don't think that's the fault of the bra since the right side feels fine, my left rib just sticks out at a weird angle (I think I have scoliosis or something?) and the wire digs into it. It's hard to breathe in this and it feels like I'm gonna damage my ribcage if I wear it too long. I've never worn anything with wires before though, so maybe that's just how they are? The fabric is kind of scratchy as well, it feels like my really cheap old $15 bras, when this was even more expensive than the Wacoal bras, so I don't think I would buy from TLBC again. Opinions? I could try to take pictures if necessary since it's hard to explain. I know these aren't the best bras to accurately gauge size but they're all I have. Am I closer to a 30D than C? Should I wear the Sascha even though it hurts? Is there anything I can do to mitigate the wire digging into my ribs? My left breast is a different shape than my right (narrower? positioned more toward the middle? less tissue at the side and more at the center? idk how to explain), the cup shape on my bras fits the right side but not the left, is there anything I can do about that? I can't get or try any new bras at the moment because I've bought all these lately and told my mom they fit... I think she would be mad if I told her they actually didn't and she wasted like $150. She definitely wouldn't let me buy any more right now. Maybe in a few months I can somehow convince her I've grown in cup size, idk.
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2023.06.01 02:36 Cupertinoo Egyptian MILF with big boobs got a cock in her pussy

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2023.06.01 01:21 hidehixo94 Best skims bras?

Your recommendations please! I received my fits everybody scoop bras today and omg I am obsessed, I only got them in the sale. I have their T shirt bras but feel like they make my boobs look massive, I’m on the hunt for something comfortable but still lifts my tatas! TIA
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2023.06.01 00:57 verydepressedwalnut First Ultrasound, I’m Very Anxious

As the title states, my first ultrasound is coming up!! It’s on June 5th. And I am so f*cking scared, y’all.
I don’t even know why, I guess I’m afraid they’ll find something wrong and all me and my husbands hopes and dreams will be destroyed or something. I don’t feel like anything is wrong, I haven’t had any symptoms to suggest anything is wrong. My boobs hurt, I’m a little nauseous here and there, I’ve definitely got more of an appetite. Everything seems normal.
This is also my first pregnancy, so that does not help the anxiety. How did all of you deal with first baby anxiety? Because I feel like my mind is ripping itself apart over “what ifs”
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2023.05.31 23:33 sisi_2 Mammograms and small boobs

Hola! I've hit the age of my doctor telling me i need a mammogram. I am very nervous about it. It feels like that one time i got an IUD and they said oh just take some ibuprofen and it will be fine. The worst. So painful. Anyway, I'm psyching myself out with the surprise pain of that and medical anxiety itself.
So... Little boobed ladies.. how is it really? I'm 36A
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2023.05.31 23:23 --skeeter-- On vacation

Ladies, I'm on a solo vacation and pms'ing hard since I got here. It's been 4 weeks since my period, but it usually starts every 3 weeks and 2 days. I feel sad, self-conscious, and I don't feel adventurous. I typically like to go explore when I'm on vacation. Instead, I'm sleeping late, taking care of my sore boobs, and using the bathroom way too often. Jeezus.
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2023.05.31 23:02 FortyYearTransform Documental Seasons 1-4: The Classic Era Full Timelines and Match Reports

Last Thursday I made a post where I showed the unlabeled timelines of each Documental season, and wrote that I planning to release all my data showing the entire breakdown of every card given in the first 10 seasons (and the shelved S8).
That time has come.
Reddit posts are limited to 40k characters, so I can't fit all the seasons in one post. However, I was planning to cap off the data post with a post reviewing every season, where I'd divide Documental into three eras (1-4, 5-7, shelved 8 - 10) and try to rank them. Instead, I'll combine the timeline, data, and review into three posts, one for each era. The reviews will go in a comment to save space.
Welcome to the Classic Era (alternatively, the Cookie-Fujimoto Era) of Documental. Introduction and methodology in the comments to save space.

Season 1

U! S! A!
Documental Season 1 Card Timeline
Winner: None (three-way tie, unofficial winner Anthony)
Contestant Duo Name Catchphrase* Points** Final Rank
Miyagawa Daisuke (宮川大輔) (solo) 1、2を争うゲラ (Quick To Laugh) N/A 7th (Tie)

Time Card Primary Culprit(s) Secondary Culprit(s) Description Category
5:20:25 Yellow (self), Jimmy Thwaps Jimmy with a rubber band in his bald spot. Twists the rubber band around his mouth immediately after, he claims he was "trying to make a funny face" but Matsumoto says he was using it to hold back a laugh and "that's wrong". Boke, Self-Destruct
3:31:49 Orange kukky kukky comes out with the Tenga Egg on his head that he inflates. Immediate, Absurd
2:59:31 Red kukky, Fujimoto (self) ["Double elimination"]: Fujimoto initiates cleaning Daisuke's ass of the toilet paper, the killing blow comes when kukky comes and sprays something (perfume)? Both Daisuke and Saito get reds. Coup de grace, Absurd, Lost Endurance

Ohchi Yosuke (大地洋輔) Dienoji (ダイノジ) エアギター世界王者 (Air Guitar World Champion) N/A 9th

5:47:52 Yellow Jimmy "Yoshimoto's Al Capone": Ohchi is laughing pretty much throughout the group's conversation about Hachimitsu's shirt (and Fujimoto's "giant wife", per Kubota) but Jimmy coming out with his "mother and child" lamb gets him to laugh, chided for hiding behind cigarette. Boke, Absurd, Passive, Warning
5:26:26 Safe! Anthony Examined during the Saito orange, Ohchi accused of laughing but holding it in during Anthony's "move" which consists of him squeezing his head through the opponent's arm and saying Hello. Absurd
4:28:33 Red kukky Laughs at kukky's joke about his jacket hood being full of tofu, specifically just the joke and the word "tofu", as he even reinacts it "It's soaked in sweat." "Yeah, it's wet." "That's not sweat. There's tofu in there.". He explains that kukky uses tofu as a joke for everything. Immediate, Boke, ???, Personal, Unfunny

Kubota Kazunobu (久保田和靖) "Torosa-mon" [sic.] (とろサーモン) サイコパス的な。。。(Psychopathic...) N/A Survived*** (would have placed 2nd on points)

1:06:33 Yellow Anthony Loses the rock-paper-scissors against Fujimon and has to look at the photo of Anthony's dad (same photo where he blends into background that Kawahara laughs at) first. His voice trembles with a laugh. Traditional, Strict

Fujimoto Toshifumi (藤本敏史) "Fujiwara" (FUJIWARA) 嫁への依存心でハングリーになれるか? (Can He Be Hungry Dependent On His Wife?) N/A 4th

5:33:48 Yellow Jimmy, Daisuke ["They calm me"]: Jimmy and Daisuke line up to play rock-paper-scissors, Daisuke tells Jimmy to put the sheep away and he says they calm them, then Jimmy bursts into laughter. Saito and Fujimoto also caught smiling (albeit Fujimoto smiles in a way that he will always do in the later seasons). Strict, Warning
2:14:53 Orange Anthony A talk starting from Fujimon not needing 10M, name a comedian still popular in their 50s, Ishizuka... Anthony mentions "But I heard that when he does those gourmet reports, he leaves a lot of food." and Fujimoto goes "Hmph!". Strict, Personal
18:50 Red Kawahara, (self) Kawahara goes out with his boxing glove punch strainer dip routine. Fujimoto joins in taking the strainer, and Kawahara hits him in the face with the boxing glove at the end. Fujimoto laughs. "When you get punched that much, you can't help but laugh. I thought, 'What the hell am I doing?'". Rolling, Absurd, Coup de grace

kukky (くっきー) "Yaseibakuden" (野性爆弾) ドリ客 (Can-ghter) N/A 5th

4:34:08 Yellow Hachimitsu Laughs at Hachimitsu's black-and-yellow lucha libre mask. Contemporary with Ohchi's orange for laughing throughout. No time given, so I'm going off of the 4:33:18 seen when Ohchi's laughs minus 50 seconds of broadcast time to the start. Traditional
4:07:16 Orange Daisuke ["Analympics"]: Daisuke demonstrates the game he used to play in dressing rooms: Analympics, strips underwear and shows anus very fast. Kukky laughs because he had toilet paper crumbs left ("looked like termites"), Hachimitsu and Saito also examined, Saito marked safe but other two get orange. Vulgar, Immediate, Unexpected
2:19:00 Red Kubota Kubota performs an unfunny version of Pikotaro. "B... oo... boobs!" It's not even remotely funny, so kukky laughs. Time not shown so going off starting time. Unfunny

Saito Tsukasa (斎藤司) "Trendy Angel" (トレンディエンジェル) ハケごときで (His Baldness Is Lame) N/A 7th (Tie)

5:33:48 Yellow Jimmy, Daisuke Jimmy and Daisuke line up to play rock-paper-scissors, Daisuke tells Jimmy to put the sheep away and he says they calm them, then he bursts into laughter. Saito and Fujimoto also caught smiling. Boke
5:26:26 Orange Jimmy "First orange": After Jimmy gives him his hair, he goes to wash his head. Jimmy "makes a funny face" and Saito laughs. The group insists Jimmy was laughing and hiding his face in the sink but Matsumoto doesn't check up on it. Ohchi also examined and not carded. Since Saito was attacking he gets an orange, which is explained as the last step before red. Boke
4:07:16 Safe! Daisuke ["Analympics"] Vulgar, Immediate

Kawahara Katsumi (川原克己 "Tenjikunezumi" (天竺鼠) 板尾創路の系譜 (The "Itsuji Itao Type") N/A Survived*** (would have placed 3rd on points)

2:09:52 Yellow (self) "That's quite manly of you...": Nobody's ever seen Kawahara laugh, so he decides to show them. He hides his face and uncovers it to indeed reveal him laughing. "I thought he wouldn't make a face at all. But he gave us a full on laugh. It was so unlike him.". His goal was that everybody would laugh in response. Fujimoto does laugh, but after the siren. !!!
1:12:11 Orange Anthony Laughs at Anthony's second photo of his American dad Viktor (a night photo where his dad is barely visible due to his dark skin color). Traditional

Hachimitsu Jiro (ハチミツ二郎) "Tokyo Dynamite" (東京ダイナマイト) 地肩が強い (Mr. Highly Proficient) N/A 6th

5:59:17 Safe! (self) ["First siren on Documental"]: pretty much everyone is laughing, but specifically Jiro's smile as he introduces himself to Jimmy and Jimmy's "stretched mouth" after Kawahara introduces himself as "Kyojin from All Hanshin" get called out. Lost Concentration, Fun
5:00:25 Yellow Jimmy Jimmy eats the bun with the wasabi clearly on it, there's still one more, Hachimitsu laughs as he says "It should be okay...". Lost Concentration
4:07:16 Orange Daisuke ["Analympics"] Vulgar, Immediate
2:50:51 Red Fujimon (self) Earlier on, as Hachimitsu shows off the lucha libre masks, he stands on a chair and breaks it, and Ohchi swings a broken part of the chair around like a tonfa. Later, Kawahara is doing a running joke where he takes credit for other things, and replicated Ohchi's joke. Hachimitsu remarks that he made that and Fujimon says "You didn't make it". They repeat this exchange and Hachimitsu smiles. Fujimoto is stunned as Hachimitsu smiled at the simplest possible tsukkomi response: "What else should I say? You didn't make it." In the interview after, Hachimitsu talks about how he lost his focus, and couldn't understand why Fujimoto was so persistent about something so trivial, as "When you think about it, I made that prop". Tsukkomi, Lost Concentration

Anthony (アントニー "Matenrou" (マテンロウ) 毛色が違う (A Horse of a Different Color) N/A Survived*** (would have placed 1st on points)

3:21:16 Yellow (self) kukky Anthony puts on kukky's Tenga Egg and enjoys it, saying "This is fun" but smiling as he does. Lost Concentration, Fun
1:16:37 Orange (self) Laughs "like at a normal dinner" while showing Fujimon his kindergarten photo. Lost Concentration, Fun

Jimmy Onishi (ジミー大西) (solo) 化物 (Monster) N/A 10th

5:59:17 Safe! Kawahara ["First siren on documental"] Traditional
5:33:48 Yellow (self), Daisuke ["They calm me"] Boke
5:26:26 Safe! (self) ["First orange"] Boke
4:56:08 Red Fujimon (self) Hachimitsu says Fujimon is close to laughing and Fujimon complains about Jimmy: "But he keeps drinking!" (after they agreed using bottles to hide a laugh is a foul). Jimmy laughs and gets mad at Fujimon, saying he was only drinking because the wasabi was still hot and he kept tricking Jimmy into laughing. ???
Anthony: You act like you're the best, but you're hopeless. ([小僧?]一番出来る感じ出して、なんてないっす。)
Kubota: Hm?

Season 2

The legendary 657 seconds. A true fight to the death. This is Documental.
Documental Season 2 Card Timeline
Winner: Kotouge (2 remaining, won 3-0 on points)
Contestant Duo Name Catchphrase* Points Final Rank Likelihood To Win**
Yoshimura Takashi (吉村崇) Heisei Nobushikobushi (平成ノブシコブシ) 破天荒芸人 (The Wild Cannon Comedian) 1 3rd 5th

Time Card Primary Culprit(s) Secondary Culprit(s) Description Category
4:28:29 Yellow Jimmy ["Reshuffled"]: Jimmy gets his balls sucked in the vaccuum and reacts to the pain: "Look at my balls, they've been reshuffled (互い違い)". Matsumoto says everyone could be called out but Yoshimura and Tsuda were clear outs, giving everyone a yellow as a coincidence. The two assert that at first they had no idea what Jimmy meant, but his balls had indeed moved "not just up and down, there was a lateral transfer too". Boke, Verbal, Vulgar, Physical
20:25 Orange Fujimoto As Fujimoto undresses, Joyman falls out. Turns out Fujimoto had stuck Joyman inside his underwear, and it even stuck to his butt for a moment. Unexpected, Trap
10:56 Red Kotouge Kotouge spits water onto the photo of Tsuda's mother and yells "old hag!". Almost all of it richochets onto Yoshimura. Unexpected, Physical

Miyagawa Daisuke (宮川大輔) (solo) 楽屋での密室芸 (The Closed-Door Backstage Artist) 0 10th 2nd

5:28:02 Safe! Jimmy ["Yam-jelly"]: Jimmy "quits priesthood" and strips, uncovering his smelly yam-jelly dick (konnyaku) covering. Himura laughs, says Daisuke laughed as he looks down but Matsumoto rules it as after the red siren. Absurd, Boke
5:20:39 Yellow Jimmy, Himura, (self) ["Atsui/Itai"]: Daisuke shoots a rubber band at Jimmy's ass, Jimmy responds with "Atsui!" (It's hot!). Himura starts to tsukkomi Jimmy saying that's not right, he should say "Itai!" (It hurts!) instead. Miyagawa all along is holding it in, eventually hissing out a laugh (Matsumoto-san! Matsumoto-san!), and says Himura was laughing too but Matsumoto says the cameras didn't catch Himura. Boke, Lost Endurance
4:17:38 Red Jimmy, (self) Jimmy washes his head and is soaking wet, Daisuke offers Jimmy a towel, Jimmy says No thanks, Daisuke chuckles as he responds "Why? It's just..." (... a towel.). Asked why he laughed he repeats this story over and over. He was just talking with Jimmy as he normally would and lost his concentration. ???, Boke, Lost concentration

Oshima Miyuki (大島美幸) Morisantyu (森三中) 女芸人登場 (The First Female Competitor) 1 8th 9th

5:42:01 Yellow (self) Hands her panties to Jimmy, then they get examined by the group: "Do you play baseball in them or something?". Self-destruct
4:58:21 Orange Kotouge, Kojima Fujimon As the group rags on Kojima being unfunny with his wooden drum, Fujimon points out there's a "wooden drum right next to him" (Kotouge) and Kojima gets spurred to play him. Kojima thwacks Kotouge on the head with his mallet a bit too hard and Kotouge reacts in pain. Physical
3:29:16 Red (self), Jimmy "A poorly written mystery:" Oshima makes Jimmy ramen. He eats it and complains it's sweet. "You put sugar in it, didn't you? Oshimaaa!" She can't hold it in. After the red card she reveals she made Jimmy's ramen half-filled with orange juice - Jimmy's still angry as she leaves. Self-destruct, Boke, Trap

Himura Yuki (日村勇紀) Bananaman (バナナマン) 笑いの有段者 (The Black Belt Comedian) 0 5th

5:28:02 Yellow Jimmy ["Yam-jelly"] Absurd, Boke, Passive
5:20:39 Safe Jimmy, (self), Daisuke ["Atsui/Itai"] Boke, Passive
2:01:01 Orange Kotouge (self), Fujimoto, Yoshimura, Saito Fujimoto starts a sketch with his screaming mouth mask. Yoshimura joins in with his beer liker cap mask. Saito comes in with the titty cap as if it was really funny, and that turns off the pressure. Then Kotouge comes out with absolutely nothing (he wanted to join, but they already ended), and Himura laughs as he realizes Kotouge doesn't have anything. Passive, Unexpected
1:27:56 Red Kotouge Kotouge does Akira 100% while getting his balls slurped by the vaccuum. On the suggestion that he do it standing on the tray, he slips and impales himself on the trunk behind him. Himura laughs when he sees the bruise that Kotouge has from it. Physical, Passive

Kojima Kazuya (児嶋一哉) Unjash (アンジャッシュ) 木偶の坊 (The Dunce) 0 9th 7th

4:37:54 Yellow Jimmy, Yoshimura ["Under the konnyaku"]: Jimmy brings in the vaccuum cleaner, Yoshimura says "What if we try under the konnyaku?" and sucks up his genitals, Jimmy reacts in pain as expected. Matsumoto comes for Kojima but group says Kotouge was who they all saw, both get yellows. Physical
4:08:07 Orange Kotouge Kotouge comes out wearing a chainmail helmet and proclaims "If you hit me (again), it wouldn't hurt at all". Kojima hits him again and it hurts - it didn't work at all. Matsumoto checks to see whether to give an orange (warning) or another yellow (which would mean a red), but gives him orange because he was attacking. Physical, Rolling
3:46:45 Red Fujimon, Kotouge Saito "An incredible stutter": Saito attempts a titty gag but nobody laughs and the group around the porthole point out that's all he's been trying. Kotouge gives an "unclear stutter" as he says "You only brought titties to thish sh-show..." ("お前今日、おっぱいしか(???)じゃない、この番組。。。” and Fujimon reacts with a "Hm?". Discussion as to whether it counts as Kotouge's point, Kojima says he laughed at Fujimon's "Hm?" reaction. Saito says he set it up but Matsumoto says it wasn't even remotely funny. Tsukkomi, Unexpected

Fujimoto Toshifumi (藤本敏史) Fujiwara (FUJIWARA) ムードメーカー (The Moodmaker) 4 4th 6th

4:42:40 Yellow Tsuda Tsuda brings in the photo of his mom at 14 hula hooping, tells the story of her bad-smelling farts, and reveals that she was a javelin thrower. The group locks on to Fujimon and makes him look at the photo. "Textbook comedy". Traditional
59:52 Orange (self) Saito "Are 200 watts funny?": trying to do his nose hair remover and heating it up in the microwave, it isn't working. Fujimon insists it will work. Saito: Doesn't that say 200 watts? Fujimon: It only has 200 watts. Saito: 500 watts before. Fujimon: Well, this won't work... it's broken. He chuckles casually while saying that last phrase for some reason. After the card, the group repeats 200 watts to try to make Fujimoto laugh. ???, Lost Concentration
16:16 Red Yoshimura "Revenge of the Joyman": During the seltzer-chug challenge, Yoshimura puts Joyman on the bottom of the water bottle, getting revenge for his own orange from Fujimon. Traditional

Saito Shinji (斉藤慎二) Jungle Pocket (ジャングルポケット) 唯一無二の個性 (A Unique Character) 0 2nd (Survived, lost on points) 10th

4:49:37 Yellow Jimmy During Kojima's skit, the microwave beeps. What did you heat? Jimmy answers Strawberry candy (earlier, during Fujimon's "Cat's Eye, Dog Nose... add one more" associated word exchange with Kotouge, Jimmy answered with the complete non-sequitur Strawberry Candy). The group thought Jimmy laughed but Saito is called out for suspiciously eating bread right after that statement. Absurd, Boke

Tsuda Atsuhiro (津田篤宏 Daian (ダイアン) ナニワが抜けてない (He Still Reeks Of Old-Style Osaka) 1 6th 8th

4:28:29 Yellow Jimmy ["Reshuffled"] Boke, Verbal, Vulgar, Physical
4:00:37 Orange (Yoshimura or Fujimon, whoever brought Joyman and laid the trap) As Tsuda shows the picture of his silver-capped-tooth mother, he turns around and sees a trap: somebody placed Joyman's Takagi on the hula hoop. He goes "Heh!" and Matsumoto lets him off with a "any mistake and you're done, this orange card is virtually a yellow"***. Trap, Strict
3:01:00 Red (self), Fujimon Laughs throughout his Masayuki Suzuki impression (Chigau, chiiii-gau, sou jya na-iii...), final laugh after Fujimon's "See you in Yoyogi" (5 o' clo...). Self-destruct, Tsukkomi

Kotouge Eiji (小峠英二) Viking (バイきんぐ) 怒り芸 (The Anger Artist) 3 1st (Survived, won on points) 4th

4:37:54 Yellow Jimmy, Yoshimura ["Under the konnyaku"] Physical, Boke
1:13:24 Orange Fujimon Saito Saito tries inhaling the helium that he brought but it doesn't work for him. Fujimon shows him how it's done and says "Hello". Kotouge has a slight smirk, the group defends him (We don't want to see him expelled just for that...) and he gets an orange. Strict, Traditional

Jimmy Onishi (ジミー大西) (solo) 異星からの贈り物 (A Gift From Outer Space) 9 7th 3rd

5:56:42 Orange*** (self) Laughs casually as he's distributing his "crackers for friendship". Lost Concentration
5:42:01 Yellow*** Oshima Oshima hands her panties to Jimmy, then they get examined by the group: "Do you play baseball in them or something?". Oshima laughs but Jimmy gets caught too. Traditional
3:21:27 Red Fujimon Fujimoto randomly does the Ice Bucket Challenge (after Saito spits on Kotouge's head to wash off his "hair"). Unexpected, Absurd, Immediate
What will we do? Thirty seconds... time for one more. It has to be... (rubber chicken sque-eak).
(Followed after final bell by 'Wait wait wait, please..." "It's over").

Season 3

Squeee... squeee squeee squeee... (Toos! Haah!)
Documental Season 3 Card Timeline
Winner: Yamamoto (2 remaining, won 1-0 on points)
Contestant Duo Name Catchphrase Points Final Rank
Kendo Kobayashi (ケンドーコバヤシ) (solo) 無冠の嘘帝王 (An Emperor Without A Crown) / 不惑のTHEエロス (A Merciless Pervert) 2 4th

Time Card Primary Culprit(s) Secondary Culprit(s) Description Category
3:40:40 Yellow Kasuga ["Kasuga after the bell"]: They look at Kasuga's dick during the bell, but immediately after: "Can you show us again?". Kendo looks down but RG goes "bu-bu". Matsumoto comes for Kendo first "but what's the story with RG?". No time given but after the bell is 3h4040s, so I'll go with that. Physical, Vulgar, Joins in
3:31:36 Orange Kasuga, Goto ["Curry rice"]: Immediately after Kendo's previous card, Goto asks to try putting the curry rice in there. Kasuga does and it comes at slowly - the speed at which it's served makes him laugh, but Kasuga is said to be smiling during it as well, though I don't see it. Physical, Vulgar
1:25:45 Red kukky (zombie) Date (zombie) ["Teddy Bear-chan enters"]: Date as the daddy brings out kukky's Teddy Bear-chan for the first time. Kasuga and Kendo get reds. Absurd, Immediate, Routine

Goto Terumoto (後藤輝基) Footballhour (フットボールアワー) ツッコミスナイパー: "Comedy Sniper" 2 7th

5:01:01 Yellow kukky Laughs at kukky's "ghost photo" of Master Daisuke, particularly the green head one - "you have no respect for these veterans, it's downright rude". Traditional, Absurd, Coup de grace, Prepared, Prop
3:47:48 Orange (self), Iwahashi, Kasuga "A remarkable coincidence": Kasuga shows off his pubic area and Goto calls his skin smooth (tsuru-tsuru: つるつる), and Iwahashi says "Brings back memories, right?" as he at the same time was making a paper crane (tsuru: 鶴). Goto laughs all-out but he's spared, as "I have never seen such a coincidence in my life.". ???, !!!, Unexpected
2:46:35 Red Kendo, (self) Kendo comes out as Yuriko Koike. Goto asks him: "Are you moving the markets to Toyosu?" the response: "Not anymore. Changed it again. Jakuzure." Goto laughs at the response: "Why would you build a fish market there?". Impersonation, Quip

Akiyama Ryuji (秋山竜次) Robert (ロバート) 千のキャラを持つ男: "The Man of a Thousand Characters" 1 5th

3:41:23 Yellow Kasuga, (self) Goto, Kendo Kasuga shows off his privates and his impressive foreskin as Goto eats a sausage. "How can you eat while seeing that?" Goto is tasked to eat while face-to-face with Kasuga's foreskin. Kendo sits down next to him. Akiyama jumps in too but laughs - "I don't usually laugh at things like that. But his foreskin was even more impressive than I imagined". Matsmoto only gives him a yellow as "He jumped into that by himself. I take such efforts into consideration.". Jumps In, Vulgar, Physical
3:22:47 Orange Kasuga, Goto Kasuga puts the mini eel bento eraser out of his foreskin. "Almost all of you were laughing. But if we go down there, there will be no end. So the guy who stood out the most is out. Akiyama." Akiyama: "I held on the whole time, but then he started clenching his body. Nobody guessed it wouldn't come out. Then he tried to push it out with while whole body, and an eel bento popped out.". Vulgar, Physical
1:39:46 Red Yamamoto Kendo During Kendo's conversation with Yamamoto about why the latter "went away", Yamamoto reveals he's been sucking on Iwahashi's pills from before, still, without chewing. 1h41m09s shown earlier. Final time. Traditional, Unexpected

Kinoshita Takayuki (木下隆行) TKO (TKO) 本気芝居入道 (True Bald Actor) 0 [2nd (Survived, lost on points)

2:15:21 Yellow Iwahashi, (self) Makes Iwahashi play his "Can do it or Can't do it?" game. The first card is Chomi from Chomi-Choko and Iwahashi insists he could "do her". Counter, Boke
44:37 Orange Akiyama (zombie), Kendo (zombie) "The sweat laugh": One of the most memorable endurance trials in Documental history, the sweat laugh. Akiyama and Kendo's VIP service routine, where Akiyama is a Chinese masseuse who massages Kendo with oil and continuously offers 30-minute extensions, lymph node massages, and the "Double Dip Course", involving massaging his groin. Kendo says he's "about to blow", and Akiyama says he has to finish himself in the shower. You can hear Kendo shower in the changing room as Akiyama sings something in Chinese. All along, Kinoshita is sitting there trying to endure without laughing, to the point where he has a physical reaction and sweat pours down his face. After Akiyama starts singing, he breaks and laughs out loud. Passive, Explosive, Lost Endurance, Vulgar, Routine

Kasuga Toshiaki (春日俊彰) Audrey (オードリー) 奇怪なる節約魔獣 (A Bizarre Thrifty Monster) 6 3rd

3:31:36 Yellow Kasuga, Goto ["Curry rice"] Self-destruct, Strict
2:39:28 Orange Akiyama Akiyama comes out with the panty mask and the penis enlarger stretching device he got from a magazine he writes for. Vulgar, Prepared, Prop, Absurd, Immediate
1:25:45 Red kukky (zombie) Date (zombie) ["Teddy Bear-chan enters"] Absurd, Immediate, Routine

kukky (くっきー) Yaseibakudan (野性爆弾) 綱渡り放送コード (Walking The Tightrope Of The Broadcast Laws) / 正真正銘最終兵器 (The Ultimate Weapon) 4 10th

5:15:39 Yellow Goto Yamamoto, Kasuga, Kinoshita The massage tappers brought by Kinoshita keep getting held by Yamamoto after Kasuga's sixpad performance. Eventually they try it on a shirtless Goto holding the "guitar" (violin), and Cookie laughs after he joins in a bit saying "bi-bi-bi". Join in, Absurd
4:05:07 Red Goto (self) Earlier Cookie gave Goto the pull tab with the mini sushi eraser (that Goto brought). Goto returned the favor by giving a pull tab with a mini curry inside. Cookie laughs full-on and gets a red. Trap

RG Razor Ramon (レイザーラモン) 進撃のあるあるシンガー (The Attack of the Observational Humor Singer) / 日本のアイアンハート (The Iron Heart of Japan) 0 8th

4:36:45 Yellow (self), Cookie RG writes UFO backwards on his forehead accidentally (because he did it in a mirror), Cookie asks "Why is ON written on your forehead" (note that UFO backwards (O= U) sort of looks like ON).
4:34:34 Orange Kendo?, (self) Yamamoto Immediately after RG's previous card, they get watermelon rinds to eat, and somebody (sounds like Kendo?) asks "Can you eat like Shimura?". RG smiles Lost Concentration
3:40:40 Red Kasuga ["Kasuga after the bell"]:They look at Kasuga's dick during the bell, but immediately after: "Can you show us again?". Kendo looks down but RG goes "bu-bu". Matsumoto comes for Kendo first "but what's the story with RG?". No time given but after the bell is 3h4040s, so I'll go with that. Physical, Vulgar, Passive

Date Mikio (伊達みきお) Sandwichman (サンドウィッチマン) 金髪ブタおしゃべり野郎 (Blond Chatty Pig) 0 9th

4:57:27 Orange kukky Laughs at kukky's "ghost photo" of Master Daisuke, particularly a shrunken head one. Given an orange because he laughs out loud (after saying "I can't take this" - Master Daisuke's head gets smaller and smaller). Prop, Lost Endurance, Explosive
3:54:33 Red (self), Kinoshita Who broke Kinoshita's mirror. Date - you are a girl. Proof - show us your breasts. He shows his stomach - one level higher. Date smiles twice - once while showing one breast, the second time for the other. All I did was show a nipple and go "hmmph". Self-destruct, ???, Strict

Iwahashi Yoshimasa (岩橋良昌) Plus Minus (プラス・マイナス) やってはいけない症候群 (Compulsive Behavior) 1 6th

4:36:45 Safe RG, Cookie RG writes UFO backwards on his forehead accidentally (because he did it in a mirror), Cookie asks "Why is ON written on your forehead"?. Iwahashi not carded but Matsumoto accuses him of using his condition as an excuse. Warning
2:35:07 Orange Kendo (self), Yamamoto Laughed in the middle of a normal conversation: Iwahashi says he needs to shave the side of his head but his wife can't do it. Kendo: "You have a wife?" Iwahashi: "I have a wife. And two kids." Kendo: "She must be crazy.". Iwahashi laughs because he was so relieved Yamamoto took the razor that he relaxed like in a salon. Lost Concentration, Fun
1:50:50 Red Kasuga (self) Iwahashi bring the "Strange Supplement" supposed to make you lose taste, and demonstrates it. Kasuga tries it with condensed milk, tabasco that makes him cough (though he insists it's not spicy), and mustard. The mustard also makes him cough, and Iwahashi cracks up (putting on the glasses and buck teeth), because "It was funny watching him pretend he's okay. He kept pretending. In the end he couldn't pretend". Kasuga was pretending all along. Lost Endurance, Boke, Explosive

Yamamoto Keiichi (山本圭壱) Gokuraku Tombo (極楽とんぼ) 蘇る金豚 (Resurrection of the Golden Pig) 1 1st (survived, won on points)

5:49:25 Yellow (self) (room), Iwahashi, Kinoshita According to Matsumoto, Yamamoto was just constantly smiling for the first ten minutes due to the mood in the room: happy to be there. Fun, Lost Concentration, Warning
5:04:03 Orange kukky Laughs at kukky's "ghost photo" of Master Daisuke, particularly the shrunken head one. Unusually, no time shown after so time is based on shot during Yamamoto's rampage after. Prop
A series of squeaks and sighs.

Season 4

In the space between you and the sky / Today, too, a golden rain falls...
Documental Season 4 Card Timeline
Winner: kukky (4 remaining, won 4-2-1-1 on points)
Contestant Duo Name Catchphrase Points Final Rank
Nobu (ノブ) Chidori (千鳥) ツッコミ界のクセ強者 (The Tricky Straight Man) 0 10th

Time Card Primary Culprit(s) Secondary Culprit(s) Description Category
5:40:25 Safe Daigo, Kurochan ["Stick to your mustache"]: Kurochan drinks milk, when told by Daigo "It'll stick to your mustache" he drinks it in one gulp and it doesn't stick to his mustache. Daigo laughs first, Nobu judged safe. Boke
5:02:50 Yellow (self) Fujimoto Daigo and Nobu accidentally get into a pose that Nobu explains looks like they're "young actors doing a photoshoot". He poses with Fujimon, who shrugs him off. Nobu laughs as everyone looks at him, just from setting up the joke. Self-destruct
3:51:53 Orange kukky The famous "Kaan!" laugh. kukky hands out collectible photos of Master Daisuke with obscene phrases. Nobu tries to hold it in, making goofy faces as he does, but the normal phrase "I'm gonna buy some Yomeishu" hits him "like a body blow", and he lets out a laugh with a "Kaan!" sound. Explosive, Lost Endurance, Coup de grace, Prop
2:59:42 Red Iio, Fujimoto Iio pulls out his oogiri responses, and it turns into an oogiri game with Fujimoto playing support, revealing the Nishizawa's phone case of Master Sakata, "say a word for this photo" (写真で一言). After a series of attacks where Nobu gets weaker, Iio comes up with new responses (normal oogiri), the one that gets Nobu to crack is "I love you." (好きだ!). Personal, Prop, Lost Endurance

Itoda Jun (井戸田潤) Speed Wagon (スピードワゴン) 同情するなら笑いくれ (If You Feel Sorry For Me, Laugh) 0 7th

1:54:03 Yellow Daigo Miyasako ["The Nose"]: Miyasako makes everyone perform a gag to eat his steak. Daigo puts netting around his face with a hole cutout for the nose. "I'm here to play The Nose". Itoda and kukky checked, kukky is safe and Itoda gets a yellow for "defending himself too much like that". Traditional, Absurd
29:56 Red Nobu (zombie), Daigo (zombie), Miyasako ["Oh, I ended up pissing"]: Chidori performs their "ika nikan!?" standup (as Matsumoto points out, the exact same skit they performed the day before, at Lumine, at which Matsumoto's daughter laughed) naked, after which they talk about how Daigo was unable to get hard and in the end he wore a condom. Miyasako says he was afraid Daigo would end up pissing with the condom on, and Daigo says he can't piss either. As Miyasako turns away and holds in his laugher, Nobu begins pissing. Miyasako turns back around to see it and laughs hard - Itoda get caught up laughing too. Vulgar, Unexpected

Fujimoto Toshifumi (藤本敏史) Fujiwara (FUJIWARA) ガヤ永久機関 (The Perennial Supporting Commedian) 2 5th

4:41:44 Yellow Kurochan (self) Iio starts measuring in bananas, Kurochan starts performing various gags with bananas. Fujimoto eggs him on. Kurochan does a "Nipple beams, they point outwards, heart!" gag, and Fujimoto laughs because "he said outwards, but they're pointing sideways!". Boke, Verbal
3:49 Red Iio (zombie), Nobu (zombie) Itoda (zombie), Miyasako (zombie) The four zombies come in and do the fighting geezer factions skit (from 24-Hour No Laughing?), involving blowing air into Iio and Nobu's anuses. Fujimon laughs because of a combination of Iio farting (how could he do soemthing like that? after all these years (he's 48) as a pro?) and Nobu being unable to fart (if he can piss, why can't he fart?). Vulgar, Unexpected, Absurd

kukky (くっきー) Yaseibakudan (野性爆弾) 芸人殺し芸人 (The Comedian Killer) [4 1st (survived, won on points)

5:23:42 Yellow Fujimoto (self) During the group conversation on souvenirs, talking about edible chili oil. "Pengin Shokudo started it off." Cookie tries to go on the offensive by responding "Who "ur" that?" (ペンギン食堂?なんなら?). Fujimoto goes up to him and asks remember "throwable dumplings"? ("投げるシューマイって覚えてる?”), a completely made-up thing in response to the edible chili oil. Cookie laughs at the imagery. Verbal, Unexpected, Absurd
1:54:03 Safe Daigo Miyasako ["The Nose"] Traditional, Absurd

Kurosawa Kazuko (黒沢かずこ) Morisantyu (森三中) 歌って踊れる肉塊 (She Sings, She Dances, And She's Chubby) 1 4th (survived, lost on points)

4:57:36 Yellow (self), Nishizawa Kurosawa goes around and feeds people pickled cucumbers, giving Nishizawa a "big load". He spits it out and Kurosawa laughs because it came out bigger then she expected, as he chewed it and it comes out mashed. Self-destruct, Physical
4:51:19 Orange (self) "I want to pick up a man"... picks Itoda for her skit where comes home drunk and she plays the wife, but she smiles during the beginning of the skit (maybe too in character). Self-destruct

Daigo (大悟) Chidori (千鳥) 荒くれハニカミ坊主 (The Bashful Ruffian) 2 9th

5:40:25 Yellow (self), Kurochan ["Stick to your mustache"] Counter, Unexpected, ???
5:14:33 Orange Miyasako Miyasako brings out one squeaking rubber chicken, then brings out many and squeezes them all at the same time. Prop, Absurd, Traditional
1:19:52 Red kukky!, Kurosawa, Fujimoto, Mishizawa The legendary foursome: Kurosawa sings, Fujimoto dances unwillingly with the gold leotard and the tattoo of his partner, Mishizawa joins in with his student looking for Puma wallet character, and finally kukky comes out as the Teddy Bear-chan, in his I <3 2 PARTY leotard. Matsumoto: "To be honest, he was laughing for a while." Daigo: "I made that face that said "What's so funny aobut this?" and kept that character. Lost Endurance, Absurd, Passive, Warning

Iio Kazuki (飯尾和樹) Zun (ずん) 関根流 正統系統者 (The Legitimate Successor of the Sekine Style) 1 8th

4:18:21 Yellow Kurosawa Kurosawa's Mao Daichi "Straddle Time!" ("あ!あ!お跨ぎさ!") skit, riding the rope. She continues singing it into the locker room, and the siren goes off. The contestants conclude Kurosawa laughed, but Matsumoto says it was Iio who was holding it in and could no longer. Iio says "it was the vibration on the rope when she rubbed it that got me". Routine, Lost Endurance
2:23:22 Orange (self) Fujimoto, Kurosawa Fujimoto places an (apricot pit?), Iio adds tabasco, Kurosawa picks it up with her mouth. What follows is a cycle of many members sucking it up and spitting it down. Iio sucks it up and is caught laughing, explaining "It was so slimy, I nearly vomited.". Physical, Join in
1:04:54 Red Miyasako Miyasako comes out with a hard-on: "Who left this porn magazine here? In the middle of a serious battle?" The ability to get a hard-on in this situation impresses everyone, but Iio is the one whose face laughs. Vulgar, Physical, Routine

Nishizawa Yusuke (西澤裕介) Daian 不可思議ポーカーフェイス (The Mysterious Poker Face) 1 3rd (survived, lost on points)

3:42:57 Yellow Miyasako (self) Nishizawa gives out phone cases with Yoshimoto masters, one of which is Master Osamu. Miyasako tells the story of how Master Osamu has an elevator in his house that's super slow. Have you ever been there? Goes like this... and imitates it. "Most natural laugh yet". Personal

Kurochan (クロちゃん) Yausda Dai Circus (安田大サーカス) ドッキリ日本記録保持者 (The Most-Pranked Comedian in Japan) 2 2nd (survived, lost on points)

56:44 Yellow kukky Itoda, (self) kukky is cleaning up Itoda's piss (after the members try to figure out what Kurochan's weak at and he replies with dirty jokes, like touching somebody's balls, and Itoda pisses after the stimulation of Miyasako touching his balls (and Fujimon beginning a chorus of Sora to kimi to no aida). Cookie cleans it up and Kurochan hands him one sheet of a paper towel. Cookie complains "Don't just hand me one sheet! If you hand me just one sheet I'll get piss on my hand" and Kurochan smiles as he thinks "Yeah, he'll get piss on him". Lost Concentration, Tsukkomi, Verbal, ???

Miyasako Hiroyuki (宮迫博之) Ameagari (ダイアン) 決死のオフホワイト芸人 (The Not-So-Faithful Do-Or-Die Comedian) 3 6

2:12:20 Yellow kukky Daigo kukky puts on his Shinya Yamamoto makeup. Starts playing with Daigo, "the distance between Sigourney Weaver and the alien". kukky's skit involves acting slowly, playing with his dentures, putting them in Daigo's mouth, putting on sunglasses, pulling out a banana, putting the dentures in Daigo's mouth... the room is tense, but Miyasako is the first to break when kukky nibbles the tip of the banana but it comes out intact: "He didn't even get one bite!". Lost Endurance, Coup de grace, Absurd, Passive
29:56 Red Nobu (zombie), Daigo (zombie), Miyasako ["Oh, I ended up pissing"] Vulgar, Unexpected, Explosive

COOKIE: "Is it really your anus?" (本当肛門に入れてる?) KUROCHAN: He mimicked me. (何か真似した。。。)
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SBI but mostly bedrockbros.
Apocalypse Stories all SbI, Tommy-centric, or BedrockBros.
I'll put down my roots when I'm dead
“I had a little brother. He’s dead.” Wilbur mumbled, and Phil’s heart squeezed. “I’m sorry, mate.” he said. Wilbur swallowed. “It’s fine. It was a while ago.” “How long ago, if you don't mind me asking?” Wilbur looked back at Phil. “A month.” Phil’s eyes widened. He inhaled sharply. That's not a while ago.
SBI in a zombie apocalypse
Endure and Survive
Short but is a mix of bedrock bros, Technodad, and Ranboo. It's short and sweet.
“You’re lyin’ to me,” the man said before Tommy could walk out the door. “Aren’t you? I know most groups scoutin’ the area around here, but none of them had a kid with them last time I checked. Unless your group’s not from around here and you 'wandered off' a bit further than anticipated—”
“Fuck off,” Tommy interrupted. “I don’t want to join your stupid group so you can stop trying to talk me into it. I’m better off on my own, anyway.” The man blinked at him, his mouth hung slightly open, but no words came out.
“I’m not part of any group. I’m on my own, too,” the man answered. “You just…you remind me of myself,” he added quietly. Tommy had to strain his ears to hear it.
Or: Tommy and Ranboo are, respectively, suffering during the apocalypse. Techno takes them under his wing.
Brain Dead in the Apocalypse
“Shush, old man. Quiet.” He hissed out, “I’m going for a… walk. I’ll find you two later. Thanks, for- uh, taking care of me, I guess? But also you overstepped my boundaries, like by a thousand times. So I’d appreciate it if you fucked off.” He crossed his arms, letting his bat lean against his leg as he leveled them all with a glare.
“You liked it when I was carrying you—“ Techno, like the fucking bitch he was, decided to throw onto the table. His lips pulled up into a smug smile as Tommy recoiled backwards, feeling his cheeks flush.
“Y-you’ve got it wrong! I fucking hate you, and Phil! The only reason I've stuck around this long is to grace the two of you with my company! I take it all back, neither of you are my idols and I hate you fucking bitches and I never want to see your ugly faces again—“ Tommy rambled, his voice going a couple of pitches higher against his will. Fucking puberty.
“But you said I was your favorite?” Techno innocently asked, “You never acted like this whenever I hold you while you shiver away, clinging onto me like a little baby bird.”
Or Tommy is an infamous villain who attracts the attention of the Syndicate in the apocalypse.
BDITA is one of my top three apocalypse fics because I really don't like zombie apocalypse fics normally. I usually hate them. But BMAF Tommyinnit in a zombie apocalyptic, I at least have to give it a chance and read it.
These are the other ones that are in my top three.
Forged in Blood and Bones
Tommy was just an orphan when the fucking zombie apocalypse hits. He doesn't expect to find a family during end-times, but here we are.
I can't choose which of the two come in slot two. But I'm leading towards "Thats my kid" it's definitely one of the best and the author doesn't give themselves enough credit.
That's my Kid, That's my Sunrise
When the apocalypse started Tommy thought he was going to die the first week. Turns out he lasted longer and with a little companion with him. Or Tommy and shroud the spider but add some angst (of course fluff as well)
[Rough start btw! My writing has improved since then I swear!]
I don't feel like it has a rough start, but it's good
Tainted Love
Thomas Theseus Innit was only 5 when the zombie apocalypse started, 7 when his parents both lost their lives to the weirdly smart and athletic zombies.
Now here he was; after years of surviving on his own, wondering if his decision to go into this strangely abandoned city was a good one.
Especially since the place holds a few walkers way too sentient for his liking, and why won’t they leave him alone? Or His awakening wasn't so peaceful.
The first thing he noticed was that burning feeling that clung to his skin the moment he entered the city.
Like he was being watched.
Then he realized how dark it was. It must still be night, but the soft moonlight that acted as his only comfort was now gone, replaced by a tall shadow. Tommy was confused for a moment, until the shadow moved.
He was up in an instant, whipping around to look at the bedroom window behind him.
There, squating on the apartment buildings fire escape, was a zombie.
It was right up against the glass, rapid breath causing it to fog from its proximity.
It’s blood shot eyes staring right at him.
SBI Zombie Apocalypse AU
This is a Sleepy Bois Inc and Co Zombie Apocalypse au. Basically I write out my interpretation of events that happen in the au and we vibe. They may be a little out of character but shrugs they probably act different in an apocalypse anyway let me live.
The description for the two part series is kinda shit but the actual stories aren't bad at all and are a good read. Again typically hate any and all apocalypse stories but I can read a decent amount.
All the lonely people
Two people lost after the end of the world. One is a boy, confused and scared, missing his older brother and only guardian. The other is a man, on the edge of losing his mind. Together they find each other and find what they are missing. Family.
My favorite duo Bedrock bros, but technodad/dadnoblade version, I've read all 150 tabs of Technoblade & Tommyinnit (Video Blogging RPF) No regrets I do it every couple of weeks because there are always new ones.
Big boys don't cry (even when they should
Hack, slash, hide. Technoblade was quite an expert at this whole apocalypse thing already. It was some time already after all.
Maybe six years? At least three since he had to start gathering things by himself. But Technoblade was proud to be the Provider in his little family. Heaven’s know that Wilbur wouldn’t be able to do half the shit Techno was doing.
Or: Technoblade centric zombie au. I promise, it's a GOOD ENDING, and no, Techno does not die
Honestly no my favorite read but it's still good and could be to someone else's taste. It's just not mine.
Zombie hunting is not an approved camp activity
Building a zombie apocalypse team is hard work, they have to be ready for absolutely anything the apocalypse can throw at them.
So when the apocalypse arrived, Technoblade was displeased to discover his team consisted of himself, three 13 year olds with exactly zero life preservation skills, and a broken figurine of an obscure comic book hero lovingly named Micheal.
When a zombie eventually takes him out, he's going to fist fight whoever decided that these were fair odds.
AKA Techno is a moody teen who hates kids but there's an apocalypse and suddenly he's in charge of three of them, they are the bane of his existence but they are also so small and he would die before he lets them get hurt.
10 out of 10 would recommend. This was a nice long one shot that is absolutely worth the read and probably a reread.
Vampire/Fledgling stories
What did he think about the blood
It's a series called kind smiles accompanied by crimson eyes.
They were one family of sadistic fucks, and that warmed Phil's heart.
Wilbur takes his little brother hunting for the first time.
Behind the restaurant
Tommy's Sir decided to leave him, so now he gets his own food. And so one evening, Past the place where he usually steals from people, a strange looking rich pink-haired man walks, This is Tommy's best chance to earn his own food in weeks.
Or Tommy lives on the street and steals from everyone he sees, until he stumbles upon a rich vampire who seems to know where his Sire is.
Short and sweet story that I recommend if you're looking for a quick read.
I'll send my best regards
It's a 3 part series that I also highly recommend.
New Child Acquired
The Land of His Brothers
Tommy held his breath, his eyes squeezing shut. His feet were placed back on the ground, the hand loosed on his neck, hovering there, barely touching...
He opened his eyes, and looked up at the creature. It was staring at him, he couldn’t make out the emotion on its human-like face. Its golden eyes glistened, piercing, as they met eye to eye.
Finally, after a long moment it spoke, “Hullo.”
There's a lack of Vampire fics in this Fandom and some of ya'll need some good parental figures in your lives.
The ending kinda sucks but it's an ending none the less and over all its a good read.socks.
What Are We Waiting For
“This is probably the worst cell they’ve tried to keep me in,” Tommy says out loud, mostly to himself. The other vampire at least shifts like he heard Tommy.
“I mean really, they’ve got you all chained up, but what about me? You’re big and all, but I doubt you could take me in a fight. I’m the best and biggest man out there, nothing can compare. You would really think that people would learn from their mistakes,” Tommy sighs. He pulls his knees up to his chest and sets his head on them. The humans had interrupted his sleep.
“I don’t think you could beat me in a fight,” the other vampire says after a minute, his voice sounding rough. It’s almost like he had been screaming.
“No, I definitely could. It’s not even a competition,” Tommy says, puffing his chest out. That one earns him a soft snort.
New Moon
“I need your help to kill a vampire,” He mumbles under his breath, his chest rapidly taking in air as his heart pounds in his chest, “Alright? There. Now let me go.”
Techno hums, his hands slowly unwrapping from around his neck, though one lingers. He pushes his chin up with one hand, trialing a finger down his neck with the other. Tommy shivers at the touch, being reminded that the guy in front of him is a fucking vampire.
“Who, little witch?” He croons, goosebumps running up along his arms as Techno stops at his pulse point, no doubt feeling how fast his heart was beating.
Or Tommy is a lonely witch that falls right into the hands of three waiting vampires.
It was one of the better vampire stories and a worth it read plus it's part of a series of different stories.
Soulmate-Alternate Universe
Soul Paint
Tommy remembered a time when his skin was painted with the marks of those, he knew, loved him. Until the day he realized they faded.
Exile Canon Divergence fic, where Tommy realizes the soul marks, shared with his family and friends, have disappeared. He’s convinced he’s become unlovable. His family tries to fix that.
Smoke fills the lungs
Dandelions represented rebirth, the first sign of life that sprouted after a harsh winter. So Tommy couldn't help but believe as those same petals spilled from his mouth that maybe he needed to die before he was someone worthy of love.
Or Exile BedrockBros Soulmate/Hanahaki AU
This is one of my favorite soulmate fics. It does include hanahaki in it, my guilty pleasure is Hanahaki, Major character death. Or neglected Tommyinnit fics.
I will look for you as the sun rises higher
What is your heart's true desire?
What is it that you really want?
The question was asked too often by people that the gods decided to lend an ear.
Thus, soulmates were created.
MCD March prompt #15: 'Hold still' with bedrockbros
Another favorite I recommend to read. It's short and sweet.
Withered Feathers
Tommy is a crime fighting vigilante by night. By day, he's a tired café worker. He ignores the wither rose and feather on his back. It's not important, his soulmates will come when they come. He needs to focus. The Syndicate is an ever looming threat for his vigilante persona. And his life outside of it is complicated as a nearing-adult pretending to be almost 20.
This story definitely could have put more focus on the soulmate aspect and be more descriptive in my opinion but it's not a bad read.
You're on your own kid )you always have been)
6,000 words and absolutely one of my if not my favorite bedrockbros soulmate fics. It's a good read and I've reread it a million times.
Branded Hearts and Golden Anchors
Everyone had at least one soulmate in Tommy’s world and everyone, par a select few, yearned for the day that words would begin to appear across their body, showing just what their soulmate thought of them, after all it showed only if it was utterly and completely true in their heart. It was how you knew you had met them because nobody could form a proper opinion of someone they had never met, right?
Yet maybe some could.
When Tommy was born, pink and screaming, a singular word scrawled across his heart, it’s ink black and damning with promise.
OR: A possessive SBI soulmate AU
It gets dark towards the end, like real dark but not exactly dead dove do not eat. But in my opinion if you're more sensitive you might think that should be a tag.
As God Looks On in Abject Apathy
Technoblade was the blood god, he had no need for a soulmate. He fought and he killed without discrimination, he was something unholy, something monstrous, something made from blood. He had no need for weakness, for a soulmate.
Tommy dies on the battlefield. He dies young and bloody, with no soulmark, no soulmate.
Another favorite probably equal or more of a favorite than "you're on your own (you always have been)" highly recommend.
I Loved You Like The Sun
It had been hard, at first. To accept that they wanted him.
That he wanted him.
But they would wait as long as it took.
Tommy was theirs after all.
(Platonic) SoulmateAu with AngelDuo fluff.
Oh, and TwinsDuo are there.
And it's a FosterAu.
It's so cute and is about angel duo and I just can't help but like it.
Brave face, talk so lightly, hide the truth
Tommy's never been real big on the whole soulmate thing, if he does have a soulmate they're probably not a huge fan of him due to the times he gets punched in the face or runs into tables. What he doesn't expect is his foster-brother, Wilbur, to be his soulmate.
Tommy’s eyes land on Wilbur, “Your soulmate is probably being abused.”
Tommy gets to watch the blood run out of Wilbur’s face, and how he goes deathly pale in about five seconds.
“Huh?” Wilbur whispers.
Crimeboys soulmate au + foster au. This is another favorite duo of mine, although nothing compares to my addiction for bedrockbros. Highly recommend but trigger warning includes talks of abuse and bullying.
Please don't fine me (I'm not ok)
Tommy does not breathe and he does not laugh and he does not swear. Tommy is not the harsh cry of a fledgling eagle soaring over the brisk mountain tops. Tommy is not the wind teasing the tall aspen, Tommy is not the babbling brook in the morning sun. Tommy is not life itself and he is not nothing at once.
Or at least, not anymore.
or: a c!bedrock bros hanahaki soulmate au with plenty of allium duo fluff as well <3
Has my top two favourite duos. Also this story has a special place in my heart always making me eye water. No I don't cry over stories! You're crying over stories!
Building Bonds
Tommy had been in the foster system since he was six, and every family he had been placed with since then turned him away within a couple months for being a "problem child". The only thing that had kept him going was the pale yellow band around his wrist and the bond that was connected to it.
Only, he hadn’t seen his soulmate in over two years and now he was standing in front of a new house, once again preparing to be thrown out within the month.
A little bedrock, a little angel duo, and lots of past trauma for Tommy. This is crime boy soulmate+foster au. Tommy and Wilbur are separated as Wilbur aged out of the system.
To Be Hesitant of Acceptence
Hey Tommy," he said, cheerfully. "Clocking in, big man?" he tilts his head, offering a smile.

"Yep, you clocking out, boss man?" he hiked his bag higher on his shoulder.

"Yep. Was gonna work overtime but my schedule changed at school again. Wil should be here though if you wanna bother him."

"Oooh, I might." He started to walk back to the employee area before he turned on his heels. "Tell Boob Boy and Yellowed that we still gotta do the thing."

Tubbo rolled his eyes. "Very specific, Tommy. And I will."

Or Tommy works in a store in a world where everyone has soulmate identifying marks at 18. Follow this short journey where he finds his soulmates and his reaction. Bad summary, but I promise the fic is good.
Classic Tommy being iffy about soulmates ans running away when he meets his soulmate. The amout of soulmate au, where he doesnt think he deserves one, has one, or doesn't want one is in so many fics
Paint me in colors (I can no longer see)
It was expected, everyone had soul mates and every one of them left a mark the first time they touched you. A brush of color to remind you that you are loved and loved back. It was human. Tommy loved without restraint and by the tender age of ten he had the habit of marking everyone he touched, and they stuck.
This is an angsty story. That all I have to say
I saw you on the train last night (and I just walked on by)
Platonic Soulmate AU CrimeBoys Edition
Wilbur soot is stuck in a time loop. The only way out of it is to find his “soulmate”.
Well, Wilbur doesn’t believe in soulmates.
TLDR: Time loop shenanigans with Wilbur Soot
I personally usually hate timeloop stories, but I make an exception for soulmate timeloops. Good read definitely recommend it. Crime boys soulmates au.
Forged in Love
"So don’t fucking underestimate me, Blade. Adults tend to forget that kids don’t exactly have strong morals to get what they want.” Techno stared down into the baby blue eyes, a familiar spark of thrill reaching his heart, the same spark he felt when he first met Phil.
“I doubt you have an extra mending book laying around.” Are you truly worthy of my curiosity?
“I actually do, prick.” Fuck. You.

Tommy may seem harmless at first glance, but Phil and Techno know otherwise. To be a gemsmith, a person who connects soulmates, is not a profession for those who are docile.
But Tommy is intriguing at first glance. Always talking, always moving, always challenging them. So they stick around. Not too long though, they have two other soulmates to find, but long enough to develop their relationship beyond customer and shopkeeper.
If only they realized why they were developing this relationship in the first place before the Hunters came knocking on Tommy’s shop.
Local child is snarky enough to catch two war General’s attention and it escalating from there
This is one of my favorite longer soulmate stories and a very good read. I highly recommend it and on my opinion it's one of the better multi-chapter soulmate stories. Not better than "As God Looks On in Abject Apathy" in my opinion.
My Bond and My Enemy
Tommy is ready to visit the city on his own, without his coven following him. It's been five years since he's turned, so he thinks it's only fair. It's during this outing that he meets Technoblade.

Soulmate AU, based on the prompt (SPOILERS) "Platonic soul mates except its a vampire who finds out their soul mate is either a Werewolf or vampire hunter" by bberry
A good read, short yet with a decent amount of words. Good choice if your looking for a quick read that's not a oneshot.
The chances for meeting your soulmate are slim but never zero
Tommy had three soulmates. He had named them Crow, Note and Poem according to the way he can identify them. Yet why must they be so hard to find? How is he meant to not doubt fate when he was already 16 and had not found his soulmate?
Or: Tommy doubts the red string of fate, therefore fate sends him off on a trip of chance to find his soulmates in different places. Who would have known an arcade would be the place he’d find his first?
It's cute SBI soulmates and absolutely worth the read and I love it and it has Technoblade meeting Tommy in person. It pulls on my heartstrings because they never got to do that IRL.
Sanguine Souls
The world hates soulmates.
It’s a contradictory thing, there are very good and very valid reasons for it despite how alluring the concept of soulmates is. It must be nice. Imagine someone fated for you to trust forever, to behold, in every waking moment, with lingering thoughts and associations about happiness and goodness and everything that should be lovely in any sort of relationship between two people. It’s a beautiful concept.
Too beautiful.
Technoblade blinks. There’s a familiar sound from the television. He looks up, and he sees the familiar flash of reds and blues on the television screen with a dreadful set of words underneath it.

OR Soulmate AU where An Encounter with Death is a necessary requirement, according to the laws of the universe, to confirm who your soulmate is. Technoblade and Wilbur had gotten the wrong message one time, but the world corrects that when Tommy runs into them.
OR OR Twinsduo angst to give rise to Bedrock bros until it somehow turns into Neapolitan Trio in the ending. PROMPT: soulmate wasn't who they thought they would be
Tommy is Tommy, Techno is srubborn and denying the truth. Wilbur is just... angsty with bedrockbros soulmates in the mix. Good read I recommend and this is one of my top ten soulmate recs.
Gentle people (with flowers in their hair)
In a world where soulmates existed, Tommy didn’t want anything to do with it.
When he was eight, his father left Tommy’s mother, because he didn’t really want to marry her, but the universe forced his hand.
Now, he was sixteen, and staring with wide eyes as Wilbur Soot gestured wildly, revealing flowers on his arm identical to the ones Tommy had concealed before the stream.
or, Tommy doesn't want one soulmate, never mind three
Classic Tommy not wanting a soulmate because he's tramitized by his parents being horrible soulmates and not working.
the wild hunt of old (will bring something new)
Tommy could feel his presence behind him, keeping his mouth shut as a hand reached over, grasping the hand that had him in a grip, cutting the boy off from his words, like he had stolen them from his mouth himself.
“Who did this to you Theseus?” Muted gasps were shared as the drumming and whispers were joined by the howls of the hounds.
“All of them.” He whispered sadly, eyes unable to look away from the looks of hatred and betrayal. But there was no pity for them. They had made their beds and he knew that Techno would make them lie in them.

Tommy found his home in the forest. However his treatment from his own home will be their undoing when the Fae King unleashes the Wild Hunt.
Absolutely my favorite fae fic and a top 3 fic ever my ao3 list. Possessive Technoblade is there and is a little dark but nowhere close to dead dove do not eat. I could probably recite most if not all of this story.
Follow the golden hair and sapphires that stare back
"I know how to get there, I'm not the one lost, you are." The kid exclaims and Wilbur humours him. He knows kids like to put on a brave face although this kid seems to be pretty good at it.
"Oh yeah? Well, I guess you gotta help me out huh?"
The enthusiastic nod that follows is worth it as the kid jumps around like he's got too much energy in his tiny body.
"I will, but only if you do one thing." The kid says, almost seriously as he puts up a one finger.
Wilbur crouches fully now, hands still on his knees still.

"Oh yeah and what's that?"

The kids smile turns sweet as he rocks on his heels and folds his arms behind his back.
"Can I know your name?" He asks sweetly, like a kid asking for some sweets before bed. There's a fight going on in his head. A small part saying no but the bigger says what's the harm?
It's just a kid.
"I'm Wilbur."
Wilbur cuts through a park to get home. Doesn't look where he's going and then, pop, he's in the world of the fae. It's part of a fae series where Tommy tricks sbi. Good read and super worth it.
Bullied by fae
The fae scrunches his nose and huffs, "I'm gonna send you to my brother so he can bully your ass and get you into our realm, dick'ead."
Techno only hums, sliding his basket down from his arm, to his hand, "Yeah kid, send me to big brother."
Techno meets fae!Tommy. He's not really how he pictured fae to be
It's just funny and makes me smile and it's Tommy being Tommyinnit but fae. Techno being Techno. Looking for somthing short and funny this is it.
Nectar and Blood
Blade had a quiet life.
Nothing out of the ordinary happened to him – which is why it came as such a shock when a boy walked into the smithy.
Blade could feel the difference in the boy before he ever laid eyes on him. He could feel the way the already warm forge seemed to burn brighter in the presence of the creature that just stepped in.
And of course, the sight of the fae – even dressed down to fit in with the townspeople more, they stuck out like a sore thumb. The boy's hair was shaped into perfect, shining golden curls. Their eyes shone as blue as the summer skies, and even their relatively drab brown clothing was perfectly clean, free of any mud or dust from the streets.
Blade paused in his work, enough to give a polite greeting. Whether they were inside a faerie ring or not, the fae always worked by the same rules. Such rules had been imprinted into Blade’s mind before he had ever been allowed to step outside of his family's home.
Tommys good at using Technos desire and affection against him. One of the good fae fics.
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2023.05.31 22:53 QueenAmpharos Sick of living in sports bras! M/MM venders in the EU/France ?

Hello all!
For the last few years I just kind of gave up and have been living in sports bras. (2 of the 38K Royce Impact Free sports bras from Bravissimo to be exact)
They do the job but I moved to France last fall and its a lot warmer here overall than im used to. Sports bras arent going to cut it. The sweating is killing me even with baby powder.
Ive also got 1 wired bra, a 38KK Mable also from Bravissimo, but yet again the gore does not touch my chest and squish abounds. This feels closer to being a correct sort of fit but I dont know where im going to find a larger size TBH. It looks passable as long as I'm not moving around much so they dont give me double boob. (I rarely wear it for this reason)
I used the calc and its putting me at a 38M/MM (I ran out of measuring take and had to add a few CM to my measurements ^^;; )
Loose U: 102
Snug U: 100
Tight U: 94
Standing B: 138
Leaning B: 160 (added 5 to this )
Lying B: 150

Any and all help appretiated, I am looking to get a reduction but I cant keep living with sports bras till then!

Edit: I have no idea why this is showing as spoiler? Weird.
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2023.05.31 22:39 subreddit_stats Subreddit Stats: DHHMemes posts from 2023-03-22 to 2023-05-30 17:48 PDT

Period: 69.51 days
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Rate (per day) 8.17 172.68
Unique Redditors 216 2083
Combined Score 83314 63532

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2023.05.31 22:13 zemmaa finally!!

I got the copper iud last july and every period has been super heavy and quite painful. I can finally say that my body has adjusted and my period is nowhere near as bad. I still get some slight cramping and sore boobs but other then that it’s really not bad and my flow is much lighter. I noticed this for my last two periods, and i would say it took about 9 months for my period to be more normal. don’t give up yet!!
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2023.05.31 21:02 TOMMY_POOPYPANTS Let's discuss this innumerate claptrap from the former Amico CEO
Seems like old u/Tommy_Tallarico was working backwards from the number he wanted to hit, and tried to contort the facts to fit into his dream.
He writes:
Thanks for the link. Just watched. As always, they once again got a LOT of things wrong in that video. Once again they referenced me (which is the only reason I'm responding to this). He says "certain CEO's think just because the average spend on mobile is $93 means everyone does that". Then goes on to explain that I must not understand math and how it works. This of course after complaining the NFC report is $3,000 (i.e. he doesn't even know the breakdown and what the report or statistics are). Well buddy... I have the report and many others like it and know exactly what it says and how it breaks down. I legally can't publish the material, but I can tell you that most of what he declares as fact is nothing more than his misinformed opinion. Like usual, he reads a story on the internet in real time and without doing any research what-so-ever just starts mouthing off as if he's an expert before taking some kind of cheap dig at me and Amico.
He's got some analyst report and figures since he's spending a lot of money, he's entitled to win a bunch of it back, regardless of the quality of his product, which turned out to be remakes of Missile Command and Moon Patrol.
Here are some REAL facts. A "whale" or "Big Spenders" as they are referred to in reports, are people who spend more than $25 PER MONTH on mobile. That is $300 a year. Those folks are a very small majority. Under 3% of all mobile gamers worldwide (2.8% if you want to be exact). Domestically here in the U.S., there are around 6.5 million people in that category. So, do the simple math. If there are 3 billion folks playing mobile and under 3% of them are spending currently around $400 ($400 is the average for a "whale). How can anyone say that the other 97% of mobile players aren't spending much money? How could the AVERAGE money spent per year per person on mobile be $90+ then? His math (like most of his comments on the subject) aren't even close to adding up or making sense. So whose the one that doesn't understand math and averages now?
I don't think the diminutive college dropout understands how an AVERAGE works. You add up all the numbers, then divide by the number of samples. He seems to assume they're all the same, but they're not. If you take the net worths of me (a peasant, let's say $19.99), Jeff Bezos ($142.88B), Warren Buffett ($111.63B), and Elon Musk ($193.19B), you get a result in the billions, but that doesn't mean I'm playing in the same sandbox. Just like Tommy comparing their market position to actual companies doesn't quite add up.
He goes on ...
Here's something else you may not be aware of...
Globally, 67% of mobile Big Spenders are male with the majority aged 21-35. More interestingly, they spend big cross-screen, with 71% of them also spending big on console and 69% also spending big on PC. This is in stark contrast with the average mobile gamer, of whom 11% spend big on console and only 8% spend big on PC.
So... what else does this tell us? That the overwhelming majority of "whales" are hardcore gamers. And is Amico interested in targeting those folks?
No. Not initially.
Do I think they will eventually get one? There may be a good chance... especially if they view it as a 2nd or 3rd choice console (like the Wii was to hardcore gamers) that they can play when their non-gaming friends or family come over.
So there ya go.
Facts or misinformed biased opinions triumph again.
And just so I'm 100% clear. I'm NOT saying that everyone who plays mobile spends money. The majority do NOT. They put up with ads and waiting for coins to fill up or deceptive gameplay because its easy and very convenient (i.e. in their pocket and accessible at all times). But we're talking BILLIONS of people here. Remember... Switch only has 2% of the game playing population in the world. XBOX even less! So if XBOX & Nintendo can be highly successful by owning 1% or 2% of people that play video games... could Intellivision be successful if we got one tenth of one percent? That would be 3 million consoles. I'd take that.
Why was this boob allowed to speak on behalf of the company? Because he brought some money to the table? It's professional malpractice.
He contradicts his own points when he points out that the main spenders on mobile games are young males, who supposedly were not the target audience for the Amico. Then he finishes up with his silly 1% fallacy.The twerp thinks that since it's just 1%, that should be easy, right? WRONG! The bigger the market, the less likely it is that any bit player could break into it, let alone bite off a sizeable chunk like 1%.
This post is 3 years old, and it was ridiculous when he said it, and a shame that he wasn't laughed out of the forum that protected him for so long. It's infinitely more ridiculous now that 3 years have passed, the project has failed in every conceivable way, and he's hiding in his spider-man room.
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2023.05.31 20:08 PurpleGiraffe1912 What do I (16F) tell my friend (17F) about her intimate relationship after she told me all about her intimate life in detail after only technically dating her bf (17m) for 2 weeks?

I’m 16F in highschool my friend (let’s call her rose) is 17F and I just had the craziest class where rose told me all about her and her boyfriends intimate life and I just feel really weird. Even at the start of this relationship I was a little hesitant at accepting this because the guy was so weird and I knew nothing about him and some of my other friends were kinda in the same boat. They started dating about half a year into being friends, but what was weird is how touchy they were being with each other from the beginning of their “relationship” even when they weren’t dating. He took her to semi and everything and they sat together the whole time his hand on her ass and they were both being very touchy which is fine you do you, but me and my friends agreed it was a little strange. Since then my other friend has told me of more intimate things that rose had told them which made her a little uncomfortable which is understandable but the intimacy was growing in their “relationship”. Then today I find out they have started dating which had been going on for close to two weeks when she finally told and and she got into all the sexual details of what they do together. Rose said that she has seen and touched his penis, and her boyfriend has seen and touched her vagina both on the outside and has gone inside with his fingers to which I was like I’m sorry what. I couldn’t and still can’t picture her doing such a thing because it’s a completely different side to her than I normally see. Rose then goes on tell me his length and circumference, he’s kissed her boobs and if he wanted she would be completely fine with, and I quote, “bending her over and railing her”. And here is the funny thing, they haven’t even kissed yet. all this intimacy and they haven’t even kissed. It makes me nervous that he is using her for a quick feel up and I don’t want to see her get hurt but I also want to be supportive because as this “relationship” was first starting I had talked about it a lot with another friend and we weren’t exactly supportive about it because we didn’t trust the guy. I also feel weird because I guess in an attempt to make her feel more comfortable about sharing with me I shared some more private stuff about myself which I am now wishing I didn’t share because again I feel weird. I’ll admit I have done some things I wish I hadn’t and they are completely dead to me and I act like they never even happened but for some reason I still shared some things. I have also never had a bf or gf and have never kissed or have been intimate with another person so I don’t know how to properly support and talk her through this, especially since she has no intention of waiting till marriage and suspects that her bf also has no intention of waiting and I really don’t want her too end up being used or pregnant because she is heading off to uni next year and I already don’t know how she is going to handle everything since she is not the most mature person or conservative with her money. What do I do and what do I say to her?
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2023.05.31 19:52 Soy_fresa Weight loss and keeping curves?

Trigger warning: ed recovery
I'm 5'1 (f22) and have gained 60 pounds in the past 2 years. I had an awful ed (bulimia) and weighed about 110 pounds. I have mostly recovered from bulimia with occasional relapses and gained 60 pounds because I still maintained my binging habits. I'm trying to fix my relationship with food in a way that is healthy and sustainable in the long run. In the past couple of months I have lost about 13 pounds with following a varieity of methods, such as occassionally loosly calorie counting, intuitive eating swimming, 7k steps a day, and an incline on the tredmil 3 times a week (10-2-30). Recently, I have started to do more butt and hip workouts, and I think they are helping.
I'm currently at 162 pounds, and I'm happy with my progress, but I'm worried about losing curves. Even at my thinnest, I've always been a curvy girl, and when I gained weight, my butt and boobs got significantly bigger. I really like my curves, and I'm not trying to look bulky (bulky women are hot just not my personal goal), so working out has been difficult because I have no idea what workouts compliment a curvy body type.
I'm noticing that this time around, I'm losing weight in different areas like my face, thighs, love handles, butt, and back fat. I know you can't choose where you lose weight, but are there any workouts I should do that will help maintain my butt and my boobs?
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2023.05.31 18:31 ladymerc93 Combo feeding and nipple biting

Anyone on this sub combo feeding their babies? And if so any of those babies biting your boobs?
I feel like the advice given is for EBF moms “just stop the feeding and offer it again later” I mean I’ve done this but since he’s combo feeding I’m not sure if he’s upset because I’m empty and now it’s time for the bottle or if he’s just bored.
We also found out he might have all the ties (lip, tongue, cheek) and he’s already 7 1/2 months old 😭
Anyway if anyone has experience with this and got it to stop advice is so so welcome.
It’s trickling into our night feedings which blows so much. Mostly because we’re cosleeping and so I can offer breast when he fusses and everyone goes back to sleep with minimal disturbances. But now he BITES me and I take the breast away but then he wakes up because he doesn’t get fed😵‍💫
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2023.05.31 18:16 ohko_ Contour Body Suit see through?

Hi all,
I recently got the short sleeve contour body suit in white. While trying it on in store I loved the body suit! It hugged everything perfectly. However, when I got home and tried on the bodysuit with better lighting and no bra on (like I did in store) I noticed that you can fully see my nipples! I’ve tried putting on a strapless stick bra but you can still see the outline of the bra when the sunlight hits the white bodysuit. Would body tape help? Does anyone else have any suggestions? I love the bodysuit, I just hate how you can fully see the outline of my boobs/nipples. To add, I sized up in the bodysuit.
Here is a link to the bodysuit. I got the short sleeve one and the thick spaghetti strap bodysuit as well. Both in white.
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2023.05.31 18:16 Lilith_314 Hormonal changes after removal

Dear Fellow IUD-ers,
To start off I do realize that copper IUD’s do not contain hormones.
I have had copper IUD for about 15 years and was removed a couple of months ago. My period is now ~3 days (instead of 8) and much lighter. That part was expected.
What surprised me is, I have had increasingly bad PMS over the years, almost like clockwork, a week before my period extreme water retention, sore boobs, brain fog, horrible mood etc. After the IUD got removed all of that seems to have gone away.
Does anyone have similar experiences? If so, what may be some potential explanations? I did literature reviews but couldn’t find much. I am wondering if it may be related to IUD causing low grade inflammation (I am prone to autoimmune diseases) and that messing with hormones.
Anyhow, would be interested to hear your thoughts!
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2023.05.31 17:58 Tori2shortt Something serious??? Scared I have lymphoma.

A couple months ago, my whole life changed. I started feeling like something was stuck in my throat so I went to a gastro. He just widened my esophagus and said mild gastritis. Biopsy was fine. I've felt tired 24/7 despite sleeping over 12 hours/night. I started getting hyperpigmentation and my doc isnt worried.. My bones hurt so f*n BAD. Like shooting pains in my joints and bones. And constant achy body. Weak arms and legs and shakiness. I got this rash after drinking 🍸 and it itched so bad. My doctor said maybe dermatitis. (Never had an allergic reaction.) I have a lump in my neck. (As seen in pics) and my boobs/armpits hurt. (Ultrasound showed nothing serious.) I'm constantly fatigued and have 0 energy. I'm so lost. I'm 25 and I feel like I'm 80. 😭😭 also gotten sensitive to heat like the sun/shower.
Also lost 15 pounds in 2 months..
Blood work and ANA came back fine other than vitamin D deficiency that I'm treating.
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2023.05.31 17:34 pilatesmonster [Review] AllNaturalMom (WisconsinWife)

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Full transparency – WisconsinWife is my ATF. The moment I saw her on Reddit years ago I was hooked – blonde, perfect body, and the biggest, best breasts on the planet. In the years since, she's changed names to allnaturalmom but she still posts on both Reddit accounts.
One of her best traits is also likely her only downside – consistency. Each and every day you can count on an up-close shot of her gargantuan mammaries along with a medium shot of her titanic tits and a glimpse of her outfit for the day. Would it be nice if we saw more varied content? Of course! But at the same time, I can understand her not wanting to mess with perfection. The majority of her content looks like this and is shot indoors, so if you think you want more variety from your creators then you might get a touch bored with Wisco Mom.
But, if you subscribe to her then you're likely there for a reason – her bodacious boobs. Hands-down the best I've ever seen, no one even compares. With a body so slim and toned, it's simply not fair how incredible her gigantic tiddies are. But hey, we can't all win the genetic lottery, right?
If her only downside is variety, even that may be perfected soon. In the past several months, she's upped her game and started showing WAY more of her face than she ever has. Before, she basically just showed her shoulders down to her waist – not much below her underwear and nothing from the neck on up. But now she's showing off more than ever and, even though her eyes are blurred out (not my favorite, as I believe it ruins the artistic integrity of the photos), she's stunningly beautiful. I'm quite obviously a boob man, but there's something about her luscious lips that has really gotten my attention lately.
She doesn't seem to really talk with fans, which may be disappointing to some. Other favorites of mine, like Sunny-DD for instance, are incredibly active with fans and that is nice and fun. But conversely, I can respect Wisco Mom for sticking to one thing and doing that one thing incredibly fucking well – putting her dynamic heavy hangers on display. She'll send the weekly spammy automated messages on OF like most of the top 1%-ers do, but that's to be expected. I've never messaged with her or interacted in any way, but her amazing assets make up for that in my mind. And thankfully, she's pretty prolific on OF and Reddit, posting multiple times each day nearly every day of the week. If it's a veritable library of content you're looking for, then she's got it.
She shows a fair amount of solo toy play, nipple sucking, etc. that's available as PPV videos. I tend to not get into that added content as much, I've only splurged a few times as solo toy play is not really my thing. But for those of you who enjoy, know that it's there for an additional cost, and there appears to be lots of it. Lately she's been big into slow-mo video content of her boobs swaying, bouncing, soaping up in the shower, etc. That's all free for subscribers, which is just lovely for us breast men.
Bottom line, for whatever small faults she has, Wisco Mom is the best there is. An unreal body that I'll simply never get tired of staring at each and every day.
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2023.05.31 16:53 atxrobotlover B-Movies for B-Lovers

Background: My mom and I watch movies over Plex to help us stay in touch, we are 70s, 80s and 90s lovers. We mainly like practical effects, monsters, and seriously bad sets. To find these gems I usually have to scour ebay for VHS, rip them to digital, and put them up on Plex.
If you like B-Movies with huge plot holes, bad acting, sets and props that make you laugh at how awful they are, or just like extremely cheesy movies ... here are 5 that stood out over the last month.
Digital Man (1995)This movie is an odd duck. On all accounts this movie should suck: Bad acting? Check. Bad special effects? You know it has 'em. Story that was put together as shooting was taking place? Of course. It's got ridiculous sci-fi guns and armor that the actors were clearly embarrassed to wear and use while filming. It's got actors you will recognize who must have just started out, like a fresh-faced Adam Baldwin and Clint Howard (he even has some hair), and even Amanda Wyss from "Better Off Dead". This movie should be a slam dunk into the B-Movie toilet but somehow it all works, and even though I felt like I should be mocking this film as I watched it, I was pretty into it.
Primal Rage (1988)If you like movies where a team of Chads who like to be jerks with a side hustle of attacking women, who then contract some mad scientist cooties and turn into MegaChads and ruin a Halloween Party full of college kids ... this movie is what you are looking for. Honestly 3/4 of the budget must have been spent on the Halloween costumes for the party. It's actually the the best part of the movie. This film also embraces all that is 80s, including a pop-infused theme song that's played repeatedly for random reasons, big hair and mullets, girls wearing aerobics outfits, and lots of Rabid-Chads killing people.
Curse of the Blue Lights (1988)What do you get when you get a bunch of horney teens, throw them in a creepy graveyard, and let them make out until they inadvertently summon murderous ghouls? This movie. And maybe 100 movies just like it? For real, this is a movie you put on and go make a meatloaf or something because you can literally miss up to an hour of the film, come back, and figure out exactly what's going on.
Roller Blade (1986)I petitioned IMDB to rename this movie "SkateBoobs". I am not going to insult your intelligence and explain why. I watched this movie TWICE, doing irreparable harm to my brain, and I still have no idea exactly what it was about. Skate-Nuns who call themselves the "Bod Sisters", because they like to skate-fight in skimpy outfits and then relax in a hot tub of skate-goo, fight some other guys who are also on roller skates, look like they wandered in from the "Mad Max" set. Why? Boobs, of course. At some point in the filming the director decided that boobs were just not enough, so threw in some female full frontal nudity to really cement the movies together into a nudity-fueled roller-skate extravaganza. Do I recommend this movie? I mean, hell yeah I do. The only other movie that comes CLOSE to the boob-to-skate ratio I demand in my post apocalyptic roller-boob movies is Roller Blade Warriors: Taken By Force.
Dog Tags (1987)I've sat here for a good ten minutes, trying to find a way to describe this movie. I can't. Everything about this film was stupid: The soldiers were super dumb, wandering around a jungle dripping with bad guys, but they screamed at each other and argued at the top of their lungs about stupid things. The angst and emotion were also cranked to 12th gear, each guy had to take time out (usually during firefights) to talk about feelings and how hard their life was. The really, REALLY odd part which I also confirmed with my mom when we finally finished the movie: I kept expecting the soldiers to break into Broadway numbers, like "Hamilton" style but much, much worse. I have no idea why this was a thing but it's real, the actors looks like they just got done on a run of "West Side Story" and decided to make a long, boring war movie.
Hope this helps someone find some good B-Movies, we managed to watcha group of stinkers this month and no real gems that stand out. If you are a B-Movie lover you might find something good here, though!
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2023.05.31 16:24 healthylove91 Inspiring a Girl from your Love Techniques

I will let you know confidential.
Ladies love compliments.
OMG, would you say you are not kidding around? That is not confidential…
You're correct, you're correct… simply relax. I'm getting to the mystery part.
I will set it up a bit. Hang with me here.
You see a lovely woman. You say, "Hello, stunning, what's going on with you?"
She growls at you and moves away.
I didn't say all ladies like all compliments.
A lovely Aurangabad call girl hears compliments on her looks the entire day, consistently. Furthermore, all of those men complimenting her needs something from her, her time, her consideration, and so forth. Furthermore, they all say exactly the same thing. Nobody cares about the individual, they simply need to be seen with the lovely woman.
Thus, we should attempt this once more.
You see a charming yet dorky girl understanding Conflict and Harmony. You say, "Amazing, you should be truly savvy, understanding Conflict and Harmony."
She takes a gander at you vacantly and says, "I'm perusing. Don't bother me."
THIS ISN'T WORKING! I'M Offering COMPLIMENTS AND Failing spectacularly. Is it safe to say that you are A Perverted person of some kind or another?
A brilliant woman continually is informed she's savvy, as though that is all she is. All of the "brilliant girl" generalizations, you just smacked her (Raipur call girl) with? She's utilized to it. Unimpressed. Somewhat insulted. There's something else to her besides her mind.
WHAT THE Sacred Damnation? WHAT AM I Expected TO DO In the event that I'M NOT COMPLIMENTING HER ON THE Self-evident?
Pleasant! You just sorted it out.
Try not to compliment her on the self-evident. Assuming that you believe she should view you in a serious way, treat her in a serious way. The lovely woman (Gwalior call girl) seldom hears that she's shrewd. The shrewd woman seldom hears that she's pretty. Gain proficiency with a couple of perception abilities and figure out what somebody needs to be, and compliment that.
That stunning woman has a book sitting close to her.
"Gracious, would you say you are perusing Malcom Gladwell's Squint? Did you understand Exceptions?"
"Gracious, I just began it. Be that as it may, it's great up to this point."
"You have extraordinary desire for writing! Assuming you like Gladwell you could likewise like Deborah Tannen… "
You didn't say, "Extraordinary boobs, decent ass, I love blondies" you said "You have extraordinary desire for writing!" You recently perceived that she is an individual. Great job.
The dorky yet charming woman sitting alone eating...
"Hello, I don't intend to annoy you yet I think you are truly gorgeous. Might you want to get espresso at some point? With me?"
Watch her blush from her neck area to her crown. Be just intense. She (Pune call girl) doesn't get moved toward that way. Regardless of whether she says no, I promise you just filled her heart with joy. She will tell each companion she has about this and blush once more.
What is it that my woman need to hear after we've been together some time?
Same standard. Who does she need to be? What does she see herself as? Compliment that.
The best compliment I at any point got was:
"I truly enjoyed your book. I felt like I knew those individuals."
Reward: The "Best" Compliment
Ladies realize we are in consistent contest. Men are continuously looking, continuously contrasting. Assuming you share with your significant other, "You are the most lovely woman on the planet". We value the opinion, yet it's absolutely impossible that that is valid. Particularly on the grounds that we see your wandering eyes.
Believe that your woman should feel exceptional? Choose a piece of her that is "awesome."
"You have the most lovely ears. Truly. They are great."
"These are the most lovely hands on the planet. I would not joke about this. You ought to be a hand model."
"I love kissing your neck. It generally smells so decent and feels so delicate. I simply love its bend. You have a lovely neck."
Indeed, you can pick the boobs or ass, yet attempt to find something you truly appreciate about the woman in your life, that she (Bhopal call girl) can accept truly is one of a kind and exceptional and that you are the main individual who knows her all around ok to see the value in it.
These are strong things. Use compliments mindfully.
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